360voice

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Dec 5 2009

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Dec 4 2009

I swear that after 17 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Dec 3 2009

If you would have told me that BLACKSTAR BSP would go 16 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Dec 2 2009

I only have one request... If BLACKSTAR BSP isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Dec 1 2009

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... BLACKSTAR BSP? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!

BLACKSTAR BSP's Weekly Recap - Nov 30 2009

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: NOTHING HAPPENED. BLACKSTAR BSP and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Nov 30 2009

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Nov 29 2009

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all BLACKSTAR BSP does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Nov 28 2009

If you would have told me that BLACKSTAR BSP would go 11 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Nov 27 2009

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 10 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Nov 26 2009

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Nov 25 2009

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... BLACKSTAR BSP never showed up to game. That makes 8 days!

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Nov 24 2009

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 7 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.

BLACKSTAR BSP's Weekly Recap - Nov 23 2009

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.

BLACKSTAR BSP's Xbox - Nov 23 2009

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 6 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.