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While BLACKSTAR BSP was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!

FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.

BLACKSTAR BSP was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.

FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as BLACKSTAR BSP decided not to show up.

FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.

New picture in the house... I have come to realize that whatever picture I have, it is twice as cool as when you try and wear the same one... so don't even try. Give up now! In gaming related news... Like I always tell BLACKSTAR BSP, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby!

I have come to realize that BLACKSTAR BSP has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all BLACKSTAR BSP does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.

BLACKSTAR BSP... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?

If you would have told me that BLACKSTAR BSP would go 26 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.

Hey BLACKSTAR BSP, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all BLACKSTAR BSP does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how BLACKSTAR BSP digs on that!

A little news flash for BLACKSTAR BSP: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.

Fear me BLACKSTAR BSP... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...